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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hey!

The name’s Harold T. Whitman, and you better remember it, because you’ll be screaming it later.

Anyway, I’m a bartender, 23, 6’1”, stylish, sexy, and irresistible. Questions? Didn’t think so. Wanna come back to my place? Take a number. By the way, nice legs. What time do they open? Reckon I could waste a few bucks there after my shifts over.

We could talk, I could answer questions, or you could strip right there and we can get down to business. Anything’s good for me. 
I’m not usually one to judge, so don’t be afraid. I don’t bite.

…Unless you’re into that sort of thing.</description><title>The One and Only</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @purple-bartender)</generator><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>theprinceofclovers:




Wow, this is NOT OKAY&amp;#8230;..




</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofclovers.tumblr.com/post/19173459136"&gt;theprinceofclovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wow, this is &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NOT OKAY&amp;#8230;..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rm4ayqmq1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rmxqTYHr1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19174259798</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19174259798</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 01:43:27 -0800</pubDate><category>Mess with him again you'll have my foot up your ass</category><category>and not in the good way</category><category>goddammit.</category></item><item><title>
SHSHSHSH IT’S OK BB NO NEED TO BREAK ANY MORE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ntkhkf4g1qmqxpso1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHSHSHSH IT’S OK BB NO NEED TO BREAK ANY MORE DISHES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oops too late.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you want to see the video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here it is:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hzf0ESuX1qmdmcd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19049085769</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19049085769</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:19:49 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>theprinceofhearts:





WELL HELLO, THERE&amp;#8230;.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/19046621533"&gt;theprinceofhearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0np2fn3WC1qggeh3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nqs2tx4Q1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;WELL HELLO, THERE&amp;#8230;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19047656361</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/19047656361</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:15:42 -0900</pubDate><category>I like you so much better like this</category><category>though i expected your rack would be bigger</category><category>shame</category></item><item><title>theprinceofclovers:

purple-bartender:






You know how all types of crazy she is&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofclovers.tumblr.com/post/18781773683/purple-bartender"&gt;theprinceofclovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18780874433"&gt;purple-bartender&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0eht1HjfR1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know how all types of crazy she is&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18782613932</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18782613932</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:22:34 -0900</pubDate><category>tch....//</category></item><item><title>theprinceofhearts:

MOTHERF’CK
I AM NOT DATING ANY ONELET ALONE HAROLD OF ALL F’CKING PEOPLE OH MY...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/18731276701/mother-fck-i-am-not-dating-any-one-let-alone"&gt;theprinceofhearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;MOTHER&lt;br/&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;F’CK&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I AM NOT DATING ANY ONE&lt;br/&gt;LET ALONE &lt;em&gt;HAROLD OF ALL F’CKING PEOPLE OH MY&lt;strong&gt; GOD&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO&lt;br/&gt;&lt;big&gt;MORE&lt;br/&gt;&lt;big&gt;RUMORS. &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt; &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;strong&gt;STOP LYING TO OUR ~*~FAMILY~*~ IVAN.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt; &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt; &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WIVES DO NOT TELL LIES.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18731537156</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18731537156</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:43:00 -0900</pubDate><category>AHAHAHAHA</category><category>I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU</category><category>BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE THING</category><category>AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA</category><category>YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY</category><category>AND FUN TO MESS WITH</category></item><item><title>Wait, I'm confused now...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofclovers.tumblr.com/post/18730248934/wait-im-confused-now"&gt;theprinceofclovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/18730159434/wait-im-confused-now"&gt;theprinceofhearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18729999270/wait-im-confused-now"&gt;purple-bartender&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/18729933170/wait-im-confused-now"&gt;theprinceofhearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pretty-pink-pansy.tumblr.com/post/18729866302/wait-im-confused-now"&gt;pretty-pink-pansy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dbjpEwN71qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Are&lt;/em&gt; they actually dating, or…?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WE&lt;br/&gt;&lt;big&gt;ARE&lt;br/&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;em&gt;NOT&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;big&gt;DATING &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually, yes, we are~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO WE AREN’T OH MY F’CKING GODSDGDHBSJ VHRBGFRE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;W-wait, are you guys &lt;em&gt;actually &lt;/em&gt;dating, or..?? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dcllJVWi1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You should&amp;#8217;ve seen our last few dates. They were &lt;em&gt;craaazyyy&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He&amp;#8217;s totally the one, omfg.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18730995468</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18730995468</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:32:43 -0900</pubDate><category>who woulda thought ivan would settle down AHAHAHA</category></item><item><title>wyntsketchesalot:

I was in the mood to draw a half-assed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0db3rUNUx1qlhcy2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wyntsketchesalot.tumblr.com/post/18729371815/i-was-in-the-mood-to-draw-a-half-assed-kissing"&gt;wyntsketchesalot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I was in the mood to draw a half-assed kissing scene between Harold and Ivan. &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;(u‿u✿)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;SO IF/WHEN THEY’RE EVER IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP I IMAGINE THAT WHEN HAROLD’S WORKING AT THE CASINO, IVAN’LL SOMETIMES SORT OF JUST GRAB HIM AND YEP. Especially if he sees Harold hitting on people or vice-versa.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ivan has a sort of possessiveness thing about him idk.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HEY IVAN LOOK IT’S US~!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18729451224</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18729451224</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:01:32 -0900</pubDate><category>AHHAAHAHA</category></item><item><title>



</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d1zvQ3j41qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d201MAgT1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d20o2SxS1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18722762420</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18722762420</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 03:44:19 -0900</pubDate><category>comic</category><category>wyntart</category></item><item><title>theprinceofclovers:

underlordwynt:

theprinceofclovers:



underlordwynt submitted:aLEX I MADE THIS...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofclovers.tumblr.com/post/18720657322/underlordwynt-theprinceofclovers"&gt;theprinceofclovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underlordwynt.tumblr.com/post/18720407158/theprinceofclovers-underlordwynt-submitted"&gt;underlordwynt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofclovers.tumblr.com/post/18719758809/underlordwynt-submitted-alex-i-made-this-4-u-bcuz"&gt;theprinceofclovers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;underlordwynt submitted:&lt;br/&gt;aLEX I MADE THIS 4 U BCUZ I LUV U 5EVA SHH ITS OK U OK……………&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cv205vJ51qggeh3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;U-h that’s very n-nice of you Wynt!;;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;small&gt;B-b-butIthinkI’llpass;;;;; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cwmsgEDs1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FUCKING HUG ME GODDAMMIT&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cx8nwPU01qggeh3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cyglDux71qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cygq0fWu1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18721173559</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18721173559</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 02:27:08 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>theprinceofhearts:




YES I WOULD ACT DIFFERENTLY. 



</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theprinceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/18717258461/yes-i-would-act-differently"&gt;theprinceofhearts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cpo9VqdB1qggeh3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;YES I WOULD ACT DIFFERENTLY. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cw71O6kf1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cw79EnW71qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cw7iGyoB1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18720224795</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/18720224795</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:38:39 -0900</pubDate><category>WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS RUMOR START UP</category><category>WHAT THE FUCK</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvm876Y5Hj1qmqxpso1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13669667733</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13669667733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:47:30 -0900</pubDate><category>NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR</category></item><item><title>GOODNIGHT.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;JESUS F&amp;#8217;CKING CHRIST.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HANGOVERS SUCK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK ALL OF YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK YOU ACE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR ME, WILL YA? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BEFORE I DO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GODDAMMIT MY HEAD HURTS WORSE NOW ALKDJF&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LKDJFKLDSJF&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;GOODNIGHT.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537608402</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537608402</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:47:22 -0900</pubDate><category>i'm</category><category>slowly</category><category>dying</category><category>aren't I</category><category>yep</category></item><item><title>WH- BAW ;A; ok I'm sorry skjghgfds//sob</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Screw off.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537581350</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537581350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:46:17 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>ok god fine but can I just- maybe like- sit on ur head or something. I PROMISE not to say ANOTHER WORD maybe. please? ´ A ` //prepares for hate</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;SPLITTING&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Headache.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is the worst possible Idea you could have ever had.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go sit on Ace’s head goddammit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m going to bed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537519079</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537519079</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:43:47 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>So uh... about last night.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://overlordmal.tumblr.com/post/13537377848/so-uh-about-last-night"&gt;overlordmal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537088791/so-uh-about-last-night"&gt;purple-bartender&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I deleted all the posts created from it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t even remember what the hell happened at all yesterday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let’s not talk about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The end.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;again, who’s fault is that? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgnr9Ojti1qggeh3.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;FUCK. YOU.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537499093</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537499093</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:43:00 -0900</pubDate><category>There.</category><category>I said it.</category></item><item><title>no I like bothering u. ´ v `</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Don’t make me say it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will say it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t like being a rude ass to little brats but&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re getting on my nerves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go get on Ace’s nerves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Before I say it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not a gentleman tonight. I have a killer headache and your shit isn’t helping.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537363823</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537363823</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:37:48 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>Give me a good reason why I should &gt;8I u both being jelly of Ace's happiness is not a good reason.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Do I really need to tell you to suck on my dick again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least you’ll actually get happy answers from a happy boy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And not dick-sucking ones from someone who gets his dick sucked on a daily basis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ever have a hangover, I will make sure it will be the worst time of your life in the history of twinkie-existence. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GTFO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537134015</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537134015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:29:12 -0900</pubDate></item><item><title>So uh... about last night.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I deleted all the posts created from it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t even remember what the hell happened at all yesterday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s not talk about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The end.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537088791</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13537088791</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:27:35 -0900</pubDate><category>I have the worst hangover right now ohmyGOD</category></item><item><title>HEY U KNOW WHAT I hope u get severely sick then. SERVES U RIGHT FOR CONTAMINATING MY DASH WITH /DRUNKENNESS/.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgmulyx2k1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Do Ivan and I a favor of investigating before we find the bastard first.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13536839596</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13536839596</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:18:00 -0900</pubDate><category>overlordmal</category><category>ask</category></item><item><title>WELL I'M SCOLDING U ANYWAY AFSGGHJ IDIOT</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgm1czWgl1qgjgv5.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not in the mood&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;to deal with your brat whining, twink.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will save a bucket of puke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;just for you&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and water your face with it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13536328488</link><guid>http://purple-bartender.tumblr.com/post/13536328488</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:01:00 -0900</pubDate><category>overlordmal</category><category>ask</category></item></channel></rss>
