I'm the bartender your friends told you about.

Hey!

The name's Harold T. Whitman, and you better remember it, because you'll be screaming it later.

Anyway, I'm a bartender, 23, 6'1'', stylish, sexy, and irresistible. Questions? Didn't think so. Wanna come back to my place? Take a number. By the way, nice legs. What time do they open? Reckon I could waste a few bucks there after my shifts over.

We could talk, I could answer questions, or you could strip right there and we can get down to business. Anything's good for me.
I'm not usually one to judge, so don't be afraid. I don't bite.

...Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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theprinceofclovers:

Wow, this is NOT OKAY…..

posted 1 year ago on 12/3/2012 with 3 notes
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SHSHSHSH IT’S OK BB NO NEED TO BREAK ANY MORE DISHES

Oops too late.

Do you want to see the video.

Here it is:

posted 1 year ago on 9/3/2012

theprinceofhearts:

WELL HELLO, THERE….

posted 1 year ago on 9/3/2012 with 4 notes
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#I like you so much better like this #though i expected your rack would be bigger #shame

theprinceofclovers:

purple-bartender:

You know how all types of crazy she is……

Source:purple-bartender

posted 1 year ago on 4/3/2012 with 7 notes
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#tch....//

theprinceofhearts:

MOTHER
F’CK

I AM NOT DATING ANY ONE
LET ALONE HAROLD OF ALL F’CKING PEOPLE OH MY GOD

NO
MORE
RUMORS.

STOP LYING TO OUR ~*~FAMILY~*~ IVAN.

WIVES DO NOT TELL LIES.

posted 1 year ago on 4/3/2012 with 2 notes
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#AHAHAHAHA #I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU #BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE THING #AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA #YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY #AND FUN TO MESS WITH

Wait, I’m confused now…

theprinceofclovers:

theprinceofhearts:

purple-bartender:

theprinceofhearts:

pretty-pink-pansy:

Are they actually dating, or…?

WE
ARE
NOT
DATING

Actually, yes, we are~

NO WE AREN’T OH MY F’CKING GODSDGDHBSJ VHRBGFRE

W-wait, are you guys actually dating, or..??

You should’ve seen our last few dates. They were craaazyyy.

He’s totally the one, omfg.

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#who woulda thought ivan would settle down AHAHAHA

wyntsketchesalot:

I was in the mood to draw a half-assed kissing scene between Harold and Ivan. (u‿u✿)

SO IF/WHEN THEY’RE EVER IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP I IMAGINE THAT WHEN HAROLD’S WORKING AT THE CASINO, IVAN’LL SOMETIMES SORT OF JUST GRAB HIM AND YEP. Especially if he sees Harold hitting on people or vice-versa.

Ivan has a sort of possessiveness thing about him idk.

HEY IVAN LOOK IT’S US~!

posted 1 year ago on 4/3/2012 with 4 notes
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#AHHAAHAHA

posted 1 year ago on 4/3/2012 with 2 notes

#comic #wyntart

theprinceofclovers:

underlordwynt:

theprinceofclovers:

underlordwynt submitted:
aLEX I MADE THIS 4 U BCUZ I LUV U 5EVA SHH ITS OK U OK……………

U-h that’s very n-nice of you Wynt!;;
B-b-butIthinkI’llpass;;;;;

FUCKING HUG ME GODDAMMIT

posted 1 year ago on 4/3/2012 with 5 notes
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